

finally an option that fits me
He’s a piece of
hot bread
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
(via narvaezs)
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Not a god damn thing.
(via werewolfau)
This is a useful resource…
(Source: inthepitofmystomach, via werewolfau)
I’m a stone cold fox. You could disagree with me, but you would be wrong.
agree
Sorry, but if that makes me wrong then I don’t want to be right. When did it become necesarry for men to be attracted to every body type?
Sorry, but when did my being a stone cold fox hinge on how attractive men find me?
GUESS WHAT? IT DOESN’T. I know you think your opinion on my appearance matters, because you’re an male who feels entitled to comment on women’s appearances, but my self acceptance doesn’t depend on how many men want to fuck me.
So, now you’re wrong on two counts. Congrats, dickweed :)
haha, owned
men still wandering around thinking women only exist for their pleasure pssht
(via homovich)
This got to me a bit.
Wow.
(via holyfuckingvince)

iM GONNA SCREAM
oH MY GOd
Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in
What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.
NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG
google it
everyone’s gettin really tired of your shit, tony stark
(Source: starkedindustries, via neraiutsuze)
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I wanted to do one too
The name killed me
(Source: r-downeyy, via homesweethomicide13)
please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers
please
stop