IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS
HAHA HOLY SHIT
Wendy Davis had officially announced her candidacy for Texas Governor and NO I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING
NIKE SPONSOR THIS WOMAN
Fuck money. Fuck campaign funding. MAKE THIS WOMAN GO VIRAL. If every internet junkie in Texas votes for her, she’ll win without a penny.
Seriously guys, elect people to office that are actually intelligent. YOU DO HAVE THIS POWER.
The Bebionic3 is a myoelectric prosthetic hand that uses residual neuro-muscular signals from your muscles to operate a number of precise functions. To see the hand in action is to immediately recall the scene in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back in which Luke Skywalker examines his new robotic hand after losing it to Darth Vader. The hand is about as realistic and functional as the one in the film, with the ability to write with pen, delicately hold glasses and bottles, and even crack eggs.
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I can’t decide what I like most about this video…
- the fact that the guy in blue gloves is casually dancing while still carrying on his work
- how every guy who walks through knows that they need to do that move that’s said in the song while still walking.
- how they all look bewildered as to what the Charlie Brown is.
- and how into it the guy on the right is. BOOTY.
OKAY. THEY KNOW ABOUT PEPPERONY. THEY CALL THEMSELVES PEPPERONY.
I’M DONE. I’M SO DONE. NOW YOU CAN BURY ME.
THEY KNOW. OH GOD, THEY KNOW.
HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS
put shorts on
put legs in one leg hole
pull up and on to shoulder
And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow
NEVER forget to accessorize
well one of us is going to have to change
if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a straight A student
this is my self harm jar: when anyone reblogs/retweets this picture I will add your url/ @ name into the jar and I promise I will not cut for the amount of notes it gets. Every time I feel the urge to do so I will pull out a name and message you thanking you for keeping me strong. Right now I have 20 names in it
I like how Ice King doesn’t assume that Marceline is straight.
I like how Adventure Time exists.
Justin Bieber feat. Miley Cyrus-Twerk
this is going downhill fast
i thought this was a joke
god why do white people ruin everything they touch
like twerking wasn’t even good to begin with and white people somehow made it worse
brb playing this over work radio.
i want to die.
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES
The last one.
She is the teenage version of Poonanji